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Man in Gorilla Suit Attempts to Rob Restaurant

August 4, 2009

Let this be a lesson to you all. If your costumes don’t come from Spells R Us, they probably don’t provide superhuman strength.

Conway, SC. An employee of Jimmy’s Japanese Hibachi was punched in the head while taking the trash to the dumpster. The attacker was wearing a gorilla suit. When the gorilla attempted to raid the cash register, he attacked him with a meat cleaver.

As if fursuiters didn’t have enough bad press already.

One Comment
  1. totheteeth permalink
    August 9, 2009 1:18 pm

    furries are weirdos dude

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